This time,we want to do a mirror post. Mommy had posted this two years ago, and because it was very funny, we would love to share it here.
BUT…READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK, some people might think this is a bit disgusting 😉
Mommy enjoys twitter more than any social network, she feels more free to say anything in twitter. She will twit about everything around her. However, twitter has some lackness that tends to create misunderstanding….such as this stupid tweets between my mommy and her student.
From now on, the subject I refers to our mommy.
It’s when you are talking about 2 different things at the same time and both parties are texting at the same time too. Here is an example of a stupid conversation over Poop and Food between My student, Nadhila (twitter ID : nadhilaaz), and I (Twitter ID: Novroz).
At first I wrote a twit about my turtles
My training on Kame works great! She hates her poop and never eaten it anymore..But it fails on Kroten, her tank is always poopless.
Dhila was the only one who paid attention on that twit
Dhila : @Novroz eh? kroten always eats her poop? (followed by RT of the status)
Me : @nadhilaaz Huahaha sad but true…yes! All turtles eat their poop…so did Kame b4 my training hehe.
Dhila : @Novroz wew..are they hungry all the time? or they found their poops nutritive? LOL
Me : @nadhilaaz I dnt know, it’s just like fish they also eat their poop. Maybe it’s recycling hehe
Dhila : @Novroz well it’s good then, isn’t it? you dont have to do much cleaning LOL
Me : @nadhilaaz True! Bad effect is Kroten keeps carrying her poop when she is on the floor
Then I had a new twit because I had just tried Curry Rice for the 1st time
Wow…I finally taste Curry Rice (kare raisu) and it tastes so much like Padang Satay
Dhila was still into talking about poop.
Dhila : @Novroz eh? she doesn’t eat it when she’s on the floor? LOL if it’s adventageous then why do u train Kame to not eat her poop?
Me : @nadhilaaz turtle cant eat on the ground so she is looking for water to swallow it n left a mess all over the floor
Dhila then decided to talk about my 2nd twit.
Dhila : @Novroz Bumbunya sama kuning2 gt miss? (followed by RT of the status) ==>translation: the seasoning is yellow like satay, miss?
While she was sending that reply I was also sending my answer for her 2nd question on poop.
Me : @nadhilaaz I train my turtles not to eat poop bcoz as human being I find it a bit disgusting hehe
After sending that reply, I read her reply on that Curry Rice, so I wrote my answer on the same time she had another question on the poop…and her reply came before mine…and then I answered her new question right away.
Dhila : @Novroz e? tunggu2 bingung ni. Jd intinya dia sk ninggalin pupnya d lantai krn g nemu air, jd dikau ttp hrs brsih2? *menarik ksimpulan sdiri*
==> Translation: e? wait, I am confused. So the point is she likes to leave her poop on the floor because she can’t find water and that makes you have to clean it up? *drawing my own conclusion*
Me : @nadhilaaz rasanya juga mirip
==> Translation: the taste is also similar
Me : @nadhilaaz bkn gt..dia poop..trus dia gigit..trus dia bw2 jalan..si pup itu sepanjang jempol jadi ga semua muat di mulutnya trus blepetan d
==> Translation: not like that…she poops..then she bites it…the pup is as long as our thumb and it won’t fit in her mouth and therefore it makes the floor dirty.
And this is where all the mixed up happened…and I couldn’t stop laughing..even when I am writing this.
I know it would create a hillarious mix up in perception so I replied her back…but came too late…her twit came before mine.
Dhila : @Novroz I feel kinda mixed up between ‘eating poop’ and ‘eating Curry’ ROFLMAO (followed by RT on Rasanya juga mirip)
Me : @nadhilaaz yg rasanya mirip itu kare ma sate padang ya…bukan poop Kame hehe
==> Translation: The similar taste is for Curry and sate not on Kame’s poop.
Me : @nadhilaaz huahaha I thought you gonna say that…that’s why I send the 2nd reply.
Dhila : @Novroz I know LOL tapi obrolannya campur2 gt jd kyk ngebahas topik yg sama HUAHAHA daku ngakak sampe nangis nih LOLOL XD
==> Translation: I know, but our conversation is all mixed up as if we were talking about the same topic huahaha I am laughing till my tear comes out LOLOL
hahahaha….why does this stupidity happen??
BECAUSE I HATE USING RT!!!
And it makes this tweets as the best tweets in my entire twitter history hehe.
RT means retweet, it is when people retweet the previous status before replying.
I hope that silly post didn’t make you loose your appetite. I also want to show the food mommy and her student were talking about.
This is Padang Satay (this food is from West Sumatra, Indonesia. It is one of mommy’s favorite food.)
This is Curry Rice (a Japanese food. Not her favorite Japanese food, her favorite is sushi)
And….This is my poop:
Click here (I don’t want to make people disgusted when looking it unprepared 😉 )
By the way, we got an award from Lucy’s mom…yeaaa…thank you Lucy. We will write the award in our new page.